I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
