barbara walters just said penis...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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