I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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