NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Farmville is her only friend.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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