actually, I'm a sock model
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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