Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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