I think i peed on brittanys purse
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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