Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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