North Korea, Best Korea!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
God, I missed his penis.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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