I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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