so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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