I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He shit in the fireplace
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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