we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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