just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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