that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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