if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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