On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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