is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You can make out without kissing
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