there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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