these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
