ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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