Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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