don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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