Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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