How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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