On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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