Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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