I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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