ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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