I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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