We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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