I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
