He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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