i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
The Olympian is in my bed
Panties = found
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
