Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Randomize
