i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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