The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The Olympian is in my bed
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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