next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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