Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.