Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Everything about him screamed your future.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.