i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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