Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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