I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
