The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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