Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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