i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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