You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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