white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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