So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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