Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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