Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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