I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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