I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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