Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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