Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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