It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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